Wearing a trench coat always makes me feel so put…
I can’t believe I forgot about it this morning! Last night while hanging out with Jean, I discovered the power of “therapeutic madness.” Not only does it scare away attacking hobos but I am convinced it is better than Prozac for improving your mood. The concepts is simple…just yell out the three weirdest words that pop into your head really quickly and really loudly. Some highlights:
– Snorkle Squid Toes
– Corduroy Octopus Nipples
– Mahogany Pony Ride
– Fishflake Monkey Zoo
You get the idea. Try it sometime, you’ll see that I am right about it’s effectiveness. This therapy is also an effective way to come up with a band/blog name.