I'm on such a Woody Allen kick lately. I watched…
I just stumbled across a link to a website called “centerpiece gourmet” and was instantly mesmerized by the instructional video on their homepage. The pitch? Make beautiful bouquets out of meat, cheeses and vegetables. So wrong on so many levels.
1) it is insanely time consuming to “magically transform food into a treasured gift bouquet” 2) it’s gross to handle cheese that much 3) people will think you are a lunatic when you show up at a party with one of these puppies…and that’s saying a lot coming from someone who is notorious for overdoing things.
It’s definitely worth a few minutes of your life to go to their site and watch the video for yourself.