Things I love today: This ridiculous shoe

Why am I suddenly obsessed with this shoe? Is it the color? The shape? The rope? Either way, I love them. I want to wear them with a white linen shirt dress on a massive sailboat. Which is slightly less realistic than the idea of me paying $275 for these shoes.

I also want to be really tan so that I’ll actually look good wearing them. Sigh! I guess I’ll just have to marry a Brazilian millionaire!